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'I only pass gas once a year, for an hour, atop a mountain in Switzerland.'

Tucson native, Arizona Alum, raging homo, I take pictures and drink a lot of beer.



la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(Source: meilleure--amie, via distraction)