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'I only pass gas once a year, for an hour, atop a mountain in Switzerland.'

Tucson native, Arizona Alum, raging homo, I take pictures and drink a lot of beer.



window-licking:

when your armpit just won’t shut up

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hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

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(Source: hoebutmadefashion, via too-gay-for-this-shit)

tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

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