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'I only pass gas once a year, for an hour, atop a mountain in Switzerland.'

Tucson native, Arizona Alum, raging homo, I take pictures and drink a lot of beer.



cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

(Source: snorlaxatives, via happiest)

oknope:

i think my iPhone is broken.

i pressed the home button, but i’m still at school

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

bobbyhorin:

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

(Source: butttom, via ceruleanshadow)

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via meesterjorgiee)